Christian Humorous Jokes - Share Laughters together!

Stop, Thief! An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!"

(Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an ax and two 38's!" GAB in RN Length of a Sermon:
How long should a good sermon be? It should be like a woman's skirt, long enough to cover the essentials and short enough to keep you interested!

The definition of a good sermon: It should have a good beginning. It should have a good ending. And they should be as close together as possible.

Jamie- God how long is a million years to you?God- it is but a second Jamie.Jamie- God how much is a million dollars to you?God- it is but a penny to meJamie- God can I have a pennyGod- just a second...

A pastor was in the habit of reading every word of his sermons - which were rather long and tedious. One of the congregation thought to cure him of this, and, before the service, slipped into the pulpit and removed one page at random.The preacher began. After a while he reached the point where the page was gone. "And Adam said unto Eve..." He paused. "And Adam, err, said unto Eve...There seems to be a leaf missing!"

A priest whose sermons were very long and boring, announced in the church on a Sunday that he had been transferred to another church and that it was Jesus' wish that he leave that week.
The gathering in the church got up and sang : "What a Friend we have in Jesus !"